People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
(Source: avocadno)
i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.
This is extraordinary
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide just because there was a pebble in his shoe.
(Source: render-me-slender)
william shakespeare hasn’t come out with a new play in a while did he retire or something
Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
SHE LOOKS SO SAD
